Haiku For The Big U(rlacher)

In response to the announced retirement of one of the top three linebackers (possibly one of the top three QB’s as well) in Chicago Bears history I have written the following Haiku:

Number 54

 No Super Bowl ring; Thanks Rex

 Buy Xfinity

I’m proud to say that I’ve had the honor of seeing the future Hall of Famer, Brian Urlacher, play live a number of times; unfortuantely I was so high up in the stands I couldn’t really tell which one he was. At any rate, here’s to a great run Mr. Urlacher and may retirement treat you well! 

NFC Conference Championship - New Orleans Saints vs Chicago Bears - January 21, 2007

Brian Urlacher hoisting the 2006 NFC Championship Trophy.
A. Messerschmidt/Getty Images


Rex Grossman hoisting his hat. It was later picked off and returned for a touchdown.

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