In response to the announced retirement of one of the top three linebackers (possibly one of the top three QB’s as well) in Chicago Bears history I have written the following Haiku:

Number 54

 No Super Bowl ring; Thanks Rex

 Buy Xfinity

I’m proud to say that I’ve had the honor of seeing the future Hall of Famer, Brian Urlacher, play live a number of times; unfortuantely I was so high up in the stands I couldn’t really tell which one he was. At any rate, here’s to a great run Mr. Urlacher and may retirement treat you well! 

Brian Urlacher hoisting the 2006 NFC Championship Trophy.
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Rex Grossman hoisting his hat. It was later picked off and returned for a touchdown.

Categories: Humor, Sports

Tags: Brian Urlacher, Chicago Bears, football, Haiku, linebackers, Rex Grossman, Super Bowl