As some of you may or may not know, I am a huge supporter of Donald Trump and, recently, I was bestowed the honor, by The Don himself, to write a new campaign song that would help get his campaign out of the rut that the candidate himself dug. I couldn’t say no; it’s too big of an honor and, with any luck, the song that follows will help guide the nation towards making the right choice come November something-or-other. While the song isn’t original, I think the fact that the group The Presidents of the United States originally wrote the tune and Weird Al Yankovic spoofed it once upon a time makes it the perfect choice of a song to spur Mr. Trump’s candidacy on to win somewhere else. Enjoy…
Putin said stupid is as stupid does
Trump sat on his throne in his casino tower
Pondering what to do next for many an hour
Running for President would be kinda cool he thought
The Republican nomination is what he sought
He’s Trump, He’s Trump
What’s on his head?
He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump
Is it something dead?
Trump raised his voice and called his opponents weak
Any other candidate the Republicans began to seek
But Trump kept winning each primary
He said his hands weren’t small; quite the contrary
He’s Trump, He’s Trump
What’s on his head?
He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump
Is it something dead?
Trump made the crying babies leave
He called his opponent Evil Hillary
He cursed and insulted as many as he could
Just like Putin told him he should.
He’s Trump, He’s Trump
What’s on his head?
He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump
Is it something dead?
Are Trump’s hands really that small?
I think so
Should we trap Trump in his own wall?
I think so
Is Trump out of his head?
I think so
Is the Republican Party really this bad?
I think so.
(If you would like to hear the orginal tune or Weird Al’s spoof I’ve provided the links below. Needless to say though neither song’s lyrics are quite as catchy as mine…)
The band that wrote the original song “Lump”
Presidents of the United States
Weird Al Yankovic wearing his authentic Trump gear.
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