The Trump Anthem

As some of you may or may not know, I am a huge supporter of Donald Trump and, recently, I was bestowed the honor, by The Don himself, to write a new campaign song that would help get his campaign out of the rut that the candidate himself dug. I couldn’t say no; it’s too big of an honor and, with any luck, the song that follows will help guide the nation towards making the right choice come November something-or-other. While the song isn’t original, I think the fact that the group The Presidents of the United States originally wrote the tune and Weird Al Yankovic spoofed it once upon a time makes it the perfect choice of a song to spur Mr. Trump’s candidacy on to win somewhere else. Enjoy…

 

Donald-Trump-Stupid

Putin said stupid is as stupid does

 

 

 

Trump sat on his throne in his casino tower

Pondering what to do next for many an hour

Running for President would be kinda cool he thought

The Republican nomination is what he sought

 

He’s Trump, He’s Trump

What’s on his head?

He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump

Is it something dead?

 

Trump raised his voice and called his opponents weak

Any other candidate the Republicans began to seek

But Trump kept winning each primary

He said his hands weren’t small; quite the contrary

 

He’s Trump, He’s Trump

What’s on his head?

He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump

Is it something dead?

 

Trump made the crying babies leave

He called his opponent Evil Hillary

He cursed and insulted as many as he could

Just like Putin told him he should.

 

He’s Trump, He’s Trump

What’s on his head?

He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump

Is it something dead?

 

Are Trump’s hands really  that small?

I think so

Should we trap Trump in his own wall?

I think so

Is Trump out of his head?

I think so

Is the Republican Party really this bad?

I think so.

 

(If you would like to hear the orginal tune or Weird Al’s spoof I’ve provided the links below. Needless to say though neither song’s lyrics are quite as catchy as mine…)

Presidents

The band that wrote the original song “Lump”

 

 

Presidents of the United States

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Weird Al Yankovic wearing his authentic Trump gear.

 

Weird Al Yankovic

 

 

 

 

 

 



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